If you get overwhelmed and have to go crawling back to Tinder, don't worry — it will always be there for you.
“I don’t want you to go to bed unsatisfied.”Weirdly, guys are under the impression that it isn’t the norm to want to satisfy your partner.
They each think that they are the unique man who values his wife’s orgasm, and will labor tirelessly to help her achieve it. Most of you want your wife to be sexually satisfied, even above your own enjoyment.
” How about “No matter what, you will NOT go to bed sad and lonely.” If you can say these with the same passion you tell her that her orgasm is important to you, then guess what?
You’ll be giving her many more orgasms in the near future.6.
“I thought about you all day.”If you haven’t had sex in two weeks and your wife’s mom is taking the kids overnight, you’ll certainly tell her you’ve been anticipating your alone time all day.
But what about sharing your other thoughts about her?
Also they paint stuff on their faces before leaving the house. And till we meet again, I remain, The Blogapist That Says, Swiffering Is Better Foreplay Than Doing That Thing With Your Tongue That You’ve Been Doing With All Your Partners Since 1999.
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(If you live in a less populated city, this may not hold true, but it still beats hanging out at the same dive bar hoping a sexy stranger will sweep you off your feet, right?
)We've all been that person who's standing in the corner of the bar on a Friday night fiendishly swiping left and right — whether it's because we're bored, drunk, or lonely is irrelevant.
Sadly, though, this self-sacrifice ends in the bedroom.