" Woos are used to cover up for deep-seated misery.
you realize you're never gonna see those jerks again." Robin's Advice: "You can't trust graduation goggles.
They are just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles and that's just a bulky outdated cell phone in his front pocket goggles."Validity Score: [10/10] Entirely relatable.
Validity Score: [6/10] The widespread relevance of this theory depends on the mental stability and shallowness of a dater.
But, no one maintains the psyche to put up with loose canons for too long (see: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days).
Barney's Warning: "The international date line is the line between happiness and sorrow. On that side, home tomorrow."Validity Score: [7/10] Grasping the status of a get-together influences important factors such as attire, discussion topics, winks, leg brushes, who's paying the check, and post-encounter invitations.
Overview: The Ewok line correlates the birth year of a person and the subsequent appreciation of Ewoks.
This reaction ultimately draws from a fear of change.
Whether its high school, college, an internship, a job or a relationship, everyone is destined to be completely miserable at some point of life.
As soon as you are about to leave, quit or break up with someone or something, you start to enjoy everything you hated about it before because you realize that it will soon be gone forever.