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I had no idea how to reply, so I just got up and walked out of the restaurant without saying a word.” via GIPHY 12.

“When I didn’t want to go on a second date, he sent me a photo of him cutting himself with blood everywhere titled, ‘I bleed for you.'” 13.

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Blame it on human nature, but people don't always tell the truth in their profiles.

If you're going to be stuck with a psycho for two hours during dinner, you're probably not going to know until your face-to-face and it's too late.

“I met up with a girl who brought a binder full of laminated copies of her own poems, then asked me to read and critique them at the table.” 8. Then I found out that her nose ring is a weirdly shiny wart that she tries to pass off as a nose ring because she’s embarrassed by it. Without asking, she reached over and started picking toppings of my pizza. “I joined OKC four years ago hoping to hook up with a bunch of girls. I suggest we go to dinner and a movie at an Italian restaurant closer to her place so she can walk/bus, and I can do all the commuting.

“This woman seemed really cool; she was fit, witty, and had piercings. I spent a week messaging a few girls and decided to meet the first of these girls to put my plan into action. It takes me an hour to drive there, and I arrive at the restaurant before she does a good thirty minutes before our date, so I could be prepared.

At the end of this date, we start making out, and she stops us before we get too far and says she’s not ready for that, which I respect.

When I got home, she texted me saying that I was just going to use her had we had sex, calling me a pig. Later on in the movie, he put his hand back on my leg but his fingers moved to my inner thigh.

She plopped the thing in the middle of the table, and it just kinda chilled out. “I got to know a nice gal for a few weeks before we decided to meet up for a hiking date.

I played with the chinchilla a bit, and she kinda got mad at me for playing with it and back in the purse it went.” via GIPHY 2. We got along okay, the conversation went well, and in the course of the date, he asked me about bad dates I’ve been on. She only wanted to communicate through email or the dating site – which I thought was odd but just went with it. She’s married and her husband is a jealous, gun-collecting hunter type who she’s thinking about leaving.” via GIPHY 4. Eventually he asked if I’d like to see his flat, and I said yes.

(How can you definitely know who a person is before you meet them IRL? Etc, etc.) These 15 stories of online dating disasters will feed your biggest paranoias. “We met at a local pub for a few drinks, and we got chicken fingers.

The conversation was terrible, but I noticed she was taking the chicken fingers and ripping them up in her hands and putting the breading in her huge purse. She smiled and said, ‘Oh, I’m just feeding Sammy,’ and pulled out a fat chinchilla from her purse. Turns out I was on a date with the guy’s roommate.” 3.

I usually leave my phone in my truck until lunch, so when I went out for lunch at noon, I had 115 new texts and 48 missed calls. I slapped his hand away, stormed out of the theater, and he followed right after me going ‘What?

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