She introduces me to her husband, and he tells me that they’ve been looking for another man to join them because his wife likes sleeping with two men at the same time, and he’s into it as well.
For the first time in my entire life, I was completely speechless.
I once spent weeks talking to a guy I thought was smart and kind — only to meet him and find out he’s dull and narcissistic. He showed up late carrying a bouquet, wearing a tux, and sweating profusely. The waiter gave me pitying looks as I sat in silence while my oblivious date droned on about I-don’t-even-remember-what. At the mention of dessert, I blurted, “No, I’m ready to go” and put down my credit card, paying for the whole meal so we could get out of there faster.
He was still chatting happily even as I fast-walked to my car.
We ended up hitting it off and started dating exclusively. The waitress brings her to my table, and I see another man walking with her.
They both sit down and at this point I’m really confused.
“I was messaging with a girl I’ll call ‘Ashley.’ It was one of those conversations that immediately took off, and we were talking for at least four hours straight.
We decided to go get dinner, and she was even better in person.
One guy, however, took his foot fetish to incredibly inappropriate levels on his movie date with Naughtynurse99. The guy found out they lived in the same area of Fort Lauderdale, and he had a lot of follow-up questions about her exact location. However one extremely rude first date left her reeling and wondering what went wrong. That kind of ego-crushing, jaw-dropping douchery is what many people fear when online dating.
It’s too easy for online daters to be superficial jerks to one another.
“I met up with a girl who brought a binder full of laminated copies of her own poems, then asked me to read and critique them at the table.” 8. Then I found out that her nose ring is a weirdly shiny wart that she tries to pass off as a nose ring because she’s embarrassed by it. Without asking, she reached over and started picking toppings of my pizza. “I joined OKC four years ago hoping to hook up with a bunch of girls. I suggest we go to dinner and a movie at an Italian restaurant closer to her place so she can walk/bus, and I can do all the commuting.
“This woman seemed really cool; she was fit, witty, and had piercings. I spent a week messaging a few girls and decided to meet the first of these girls to put my plan into action. It takes me an hour to drive there, and I arrive at the restaurant before she does a good thirty minutes before our date, so I could be prepared.
I usually leave my phone in my truck until lunch, so when I went out for lunch at noon, I had 115 new texts and 48 missed calls. I slapped his hand away, stormed out of the theater, and he followed right after me going ‘What?